"If you promise that you don't ask me about the code"
So if I ask something will I be sued? ;-)
Hey, that sounds like a cool EULA clause: "You many not contact Hermetic Fonts, LLC with questions or comments concerning the software product by any means, electronic or physical. Furthermore, contacting Hermetic Fonts, LLC to request an exception to this clause is a violation of the EULA punishable to the full extent of the law."
No, seriously: thank you Yanone, and Dave for convincing him.