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Typography rap
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I’m so leaned, my verses in italic
I always come hard, my flow be phallic
Rhymes so clever, yeah I’m a smart aleck
My gat like movable type, hella metallic
I don’t beat around the bush
I don’t speak oblique
Your future looking bleak
I know your girl a freak
We doing positions like a ligature
Kama Sutra, she read that literature
This song ain’t over, this just the overture

Hop up in the Cadillac, I’m riding slab serif
I run this town, everybody call me the sheriff
A nick gets sold in the park, I gets paid a tariff
My flow got the manual kerning
Son, you best get to learning
If you yearning for what I’m earning
My enemies, I leave ‘em burning
With jealousy. F*ck with me
I put bullet holes in your organs
Leave your wife a widow and your kid an orphan
Wack emcees, I don’t listen to y’all raps
Come at me with your crew, I’m peeling all caps
At every concert I get mobbed by fans
I’m Times New Roman, you Comic Sans

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Joined: 22 Oct 2006 - 10:49pm
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Added to Typography jokes.

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I made a few changes to improve the wording. They're on my blog.

Everyone, feel free to add to this. I'm sure there's a lot of terms I haven't thought of. Even if you can't make a rhyme, just give me a couple words and I'll see what I can do.

I'm trying to add the line "Shout out to Johannes Gutenberg" but not sure how to rhyme it.

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What could be more excruciating than exposing “rap” to a coven of typography nerds sitting at their computers?

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MORE! WE WANT MORE!

What could be more excruciating than exposing “rap” to a coven of typography nerds sitting at their computers?

Reading anything you post ... ever?