Meet Jack, our Complaint Department greeter

Have a problem with our EULA? Wan'na know who visits you if you rip off fonts?
Come and get face-to-face with Jack! (the originator of "Jacked UP").


Spurious comments are welcome :-)


Looks to me like Jack's own teeth got jacked while he wasn't looking.

Jack was proud of his lack of teeth. They got knocked out while he was slamming his head into a running back. He also would chew an amalgum of garlic, onions, and Limbureger cheese before each game so that when he breathed on his opponents they would feel unloved. :-) He was not a gentle man.