SHE'S NOBODY'S 'POOL
TALKING about the misery of Iraq on Sky News's Adam Boulton show, Heather Mills McCartney was her usual self.
Passionate. Committed. Hard as nails. Fake as a nine-bob note.
How long has Heather had a Liverpool accent? Was it a wedding present?
Does she have a pre-nuptial agreement with Sir Paul that means she gets custody of the accent in the event of a divorce?
Maybe this bolt-on accent is sub-conscious, a way of deepening her bond with hubby.
I do not know.
But Heather Mills McCartney is the only person I've ever seen who makes Jimmy Tarbuck look like a soft Southern cissy.