They seek him here
They seek him there
Those Fonties seek him everywhere
Is he sizing up stems?
Or checking out bowls?
That genial, good-natured Stephen Coles
(after The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy)
Stewf the Cat
He's the coolest cat in fontdom
ID'ing fonts at the speed of light
No muffins can escape him
He's forever there when you need him
He's ever-ready when you call him
He gives so much yet asks so little!
Hail be to Stewf---coolest of font cats!
Next week---Stewf the Cat and the Typographers Who Practised Mind-Control.
The week after---Stewf the Cat and the New Typography Store.