It’s that time of year again. October, and time to harvest the kern...um...corn. Wielding the sickle recalls the sage advice given by your father, “Trust everyone,” he said, “but cut the corn!”

If only life were that simple.

By the time you got back to the farm house the children had taken over the town, exiled all grown-ups and declared, “Enough with corn! From now on we worship the Kern God!”

To commemorate the Children of the Kern this Halloween, I’ve slashed Sibyl Schwabacher to half price. Sale ends October 31st 2007.

So those two kiddies, they’re closely kerned, right? And the little girl is holding a side bearing ;^)

j a m e s