A Holiday Gift From P22
A Holiday gift for you
—-The P22 Music Text Composition Generator—-
It is somewhat hard to explain exactly what this is, but it will convert any text that you enter into musical notation. You can play and print out your text...now your parking ticket can serenade you...or that Nigerian bank email can lull you to sleep. Give it a try, have fun! http://p22.com/musicfont/























17.Dec.2007 7.40am
An odd but intriguing idea. Does some weird stuff!!!
17.Dec.2007 7.56am
I wonder—will librettos sound anything like their respective operas?
17.Dec.2007 9.16am
I wonder what an IRS 1040 sounds like? Probably not “Pennies from Heaven” :-)
ChrisL
17.Dec.2007 6.37pm
But it does make personal attacks sound pretty sweet. ;-)
17.Dec.2007 11.21pm
Great fun. I’ve been using aphoristic text samples from Bickham’s _Universal Penman_, played on string instruments at an appropriately baroque tempo.
Wanting to get the effect of a longer text, I tried a BBC news story about Fidel Castro, parts of which were surprisingly melodic.
18.Dec.2007 6.53am
I tried a group of text strings I use for kerning and got a kind of John Cage thing going.
ChrisL
18.Dec.2007 7.57am
I played a news story about over-medicating seniors and it was kind of sad.
Question is though...
Will it work in reverse? If you put a Beethoven sonata in there would it tell us what he really meant? :o)
(very clever, Thank you)
-=®=-
18.Dec.2007 8.41am
Not surprisingly, George Bush’s speeches sound stupid as music, too.
18.Dec.2007 8.41am
If you play the Beatles “Number Nine” will it tell you Paul is dead? :-)
ChrisL
18.Dec.2007 9.09am
If you play “say, say, say” It will tell you Paul is dead
http://hitparade.ch/cdimg/paul_mccartney_michael_jackson-say_say_say_s.j...
kerning pairs sound quite good indeed!
18.Dec.2007 10.10am
Love it! But I love your hacked avatar even more. Is that spray paint? ;)
18.Dec.2007 10.19am
Ehe. This is great. The information pertaining to copyright sounds like a sad, lonely lullaby.
18.Dec.2007 12.28pm
Is that spray paint? ;)
just scaled default photoshop anti-aliasing of the actual badge
19.Dec.2007 5.49pm
Nice. Bumping this to the handpicked list.
21.Dec.2007 12.19pm
This kinda reminds me of the Stephen Wright Film One Soldier, the part with the glasses.
Haha, classic.
22.Dec.2007 9.17pm
this is fun!
28.Dec.2007 4.44pm
kind of cool...
2.Jan.2008 1.12pm
Turn insulting sayings into delightful melodies!
4.Jan.2008 6.37am
I was playing around with this last night, showing a friend, and stumbled onto the fact that if you put in a large amount of text (so it plays awhile), you can choose a whole virtual orchestra of instruments (not just one) to play along. With only one, it sounds interesting, but combine a celesta with the seashore, some guitar fretting, and a muted trumpet.... :-)
21.Jan.2008 8.02am
This is my favorite new site. Thank you.
3.Mar.2008 10.58pm
I think this is a really neat idea, but the musician in me bristles at the result. No measure markings, no keys... but I guess it’s because I was brought up with formal Western music notation. I’m afraid I’ve become something of a music snob. :-)
“Don’t be timid.” -Andy Weed
4.Mar.2008 5.59am
Think John Cage :-)
ChrisL