Type-inspired baby names?

Jennifer
29.May.2008 1.42pm
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Here’s a semi-serious idea that actually could happen, depending ..

Two of my oldest friends are 5ish weeks away from having their first baby, and they’re nowhere near a sense of what to name the lil pup. They’re both designery and bookish, and quite like type. In fact, she’s sitting across from me and just exclaimed “Pica! We’ll name it Pica! Or .. Franklin!”

So, if you had to choose a type-inspired name for a baby, boy or girl, what would it be?

All the reasonable guidelines apply, for example nothing unpronounceable or humiliating. Like, not ’Slug’. :)

thanks!



kegler
29.May.2008 1.55pm
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Pica is no good..it is also “a medical disorder characterized by an appetite for largely non-nutritive substances (e.g., coal, soil, feces, chalk, paper, etc.)” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_(disorder)

how about:
Chase
Em
Bezier
Aldus
Hrant
Ula (EULA)
Ogonek
Pi


innovati
29.May.2008 1.56pm
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pica would be cute as a nickname, but can you imagine getting to grade 1 and finding out the meaning of your name:

pica, 1/6 of a inch, an archaic form of measure.

wow, great.

if I could name a little bundle of joy after type-related things I’d consider:

Cooper
Eric(a) (as in Gill, as in Gill sans and Eras)


Jennifer
29.May.2008 1.57pm
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And pika the homonym is a little rodent!
I like Em and Ogonek. :)


Diner
29.May.2008 2.05pm
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Lest we forget the obvious . . . Mark . . .

And personally we were very seriously considering the middle name Pilcrow for one of our own . . .

Didn’t make the cut . . .

:D


Theunis de Jong
29.May.2008 2.54pm
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If ’Slug’ is out, then so is ’Creep’? (Daddy: “Where is my little Creep? There is my little Creep!”)

How about Cicero or August?

One of the leader linguists from France is Pierre Pica — as a last name, that calls for a “Cicero Pica”. Can’t think of anything with the metrics system. “Millipica” ... sounds like a kind of bug — the insect type.


Jennifer
29.May.2008 3.27pm
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Cicero and Agate!


Jennifer
29.May.2008 3.28pm
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’Bonefolder’ has considerable humiliative qualities!


Jonathan Clede
29.May.2008 3.29pm
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Bonefolder.

Edit: Sorry, that’s a bad answer, but I couldn’t resist. I’ll put some better choices here as I come up with them.


eliason
29.May.2008 3.29pm
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Chancery?


Jennifer
29.May.2008 3.35pm
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Dingbat, when naughty

:)


jupiterboy
29.May.2008 3.39pm
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Dot


Jennifer
29.May.2008 3.41pm
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Serif


James Arboghast
29.May.2008 3.59pm
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River
Ascender
Kern > Kerner > Kerny
Typo
Case

j a m e s


Jennifer
29.May.2008 4.09pm
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Kerny! :)

Lubalin
Willow
Velvet
Kepler


Sharon Van Lieu
29.May.2008 4.46pm
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I would just call him Font and for a nickname fontfont.


russellm
29.May.2008 5.05pm
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Our second son is named Dash.

-=®=-


jupiterboy
29.May.2008 5.07pm
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or foot foot


FeeltheKern
29.May.2008 5.34pm
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Kernelius


satya
29.May.2008 6.05pm
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Verdona
Sansie
Python
Helveta
Zapffy
Hyphen


sii
29.May.2008 9.54pm
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I always though Galliard would be a nice boys name.

Cheers, Si


David R
30.May.2008 12.03am
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Adrian
Renner
Fedra
Jenson
Oz
Lino
Mistral
Caslon

dr


EileenB
30.May.2008 12.14am
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My favorite so far is Kernelius! How about Shifty Kernelius?

Tilde
Glyph
Iota
Breve
Eta
Ellipsis (Ellie or Ella)
Ampersand (a fine middle name, no?)
Akkadian
Nineveh
Trema
Umlaut


FeeltheKern
30.May.2008 1.24am
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Typo

for parents who wish they weren’t going to be parents


Tim Ahrens
30.May.2008 3.43am
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Well, there is this story that Gerard Unger’s Flora was named after his daughter, as it had been suggested by Hell, the company who initially published it.

What’s almost unbelievable is that a few years later he met someone who told him they had named their daughter Flora, like his font, after looking for inspiration in a type specimen book!


AGL
30.May.2008 4.49am
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Kennerley or Kennerly. Please, no Pica :-) If a boy, Cícero. Congratulations for the parents.


Ehague
30.May.2008 6.12am
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Lydia[n]
Arial
Palatino/a
Finial (Finn)

In a few days we’ll be naming our first daughter Johanna. Sadly, not a) after the font Joanna, b) after Gutenberg, c) after Johanna Bilak. Though I might tell her a combination of those things when she’s older.

Her middle name will be Margaret, and a few people have pointed out we could very well nickname her JPEG.


pattyfab
30.May.2008 7.14am
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I teased Tiffany that she should name her kid EULA - it comes from Faulkner as well.


David Sudweeks
30.May.2008 8.17am
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Tympan, Tympani
Brayer
Verso
Gute


tonepoems
30.May.2008 11.41am
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If twin boys - Cooper and Bookman. They could be a crime-fighting team when they grow up.


Jennifer
30.May.2008 12.06pm
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Love these:

Finial
Nineveh
Sansie

Russell has a son named Dash! I’m impressed!

To my ears: Cooper = Pooper Scooper. :)


David Sudweeks
30.May.2008 12.48pm
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Pronounce the double ’o’ in Cooper like the double ’o’ in foot. Cooper.


Jennifer
30.May.2008 12.57pm
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Clever


jupiterboy
30.May.2008 12.58pm
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Platen


Mans
30.May.2008 1.17pm
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Caron
Macron (Mac for short)
Trajan
Hint
Sans
Oblique

The last reminds me of the movie Runaway Bride (which, um, my girlfriend likes) where Richard Gere’s journalist had a cat named Italics! :)


AGL
30.May.2008 1.23pm
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Oh, I think that Paica, or Pyca, is a substitute to Pica.


Jennifer
30.May.2008 1.23pm
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oh thats the best. hee! :)

imagine yourself in the lane, banging on a tin of tuna with a fork, calling ’Italics! Itaaaaalics!’

and whose cat is named Bembo? Jim Rimmer?


dezcom
30.May.2008 1.44pm
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Sluggo from the old Katzenjamer kids cartoon.

ChrisL


FeeltheKern
30.May.2008 1.47pm
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Majiscule has a very royal sound to it


Jennifer
30.May.2008 2.17pm
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the father-to-be has just suggested Lucida, Lucy for short

brilliant!


D. Wiewauters
31.May.2008 2.43am
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or akzidenz?


sii
31.May.2008 7.02am
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>the father-to-be has just suggested Lucida, Lucy for short

Lets hope the baby isn’t too tubby - Lucida Grande - not so good. ;-)


DrDoc
31.May.2008 8.55am
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Trajan kind of works because you could call him Trey for short.


FeeltheKern
31.May.2008 10.45am
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“or akzidenz?”

Middle name would be Grotesk?


Jennifer
31.May.2008 5.48pm
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sweetie, you *were* planned, we just *liked* ’akzidenz’!


James Arboghast
1.Jun.2008 2.52am
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Caron > The Caron Carpenter Story

j a m e s


Renaissance Man
1.Jun.2008 6.48am
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Kis
Goodchild
Serif
Freight


Ciotóg
1.Jun.2008 6.27pm
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Great post!

If it weren’t for my level-headed wife, our three daughters would be named: Serif, Zuzana and… Orphan (she doesn’t like me very much).


Jackie T
2.Jun.2008 4.14am
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Auntie Em.... Auntie Em .....


rubenDmarkes
2.Jun.2008 5.06am
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You could tell us the surname so we could fit them better together (kerning-wise too).
I’ll try going through Bringhurst’s glossary of characters (some serious, some joking):

Cedilla (for a girl, perhaps)?
If the baby was redhead you could call him/her Dumb Caret (not sure it’s “^” or another one I’m missing)!
Or maybe Dumbquotes! :P
Dyet (“Đ”)? :P Dyet Coke!
Ethel (“œ”)!
Hedera (ivy leaf fleuron)!
Háček (caron, inverted circumflex like over the lc C) or Kroužek (ring), a nice pan-european feel to it…
Solidus (fraction bar)?
Well, not Sputnik…
Nor Swung Dash!

(Going through to the glossary of terms)
Well, not Bastarda!
Bitmap? :P The other day I was suggesting Pixel for a friend’s cat.
Well, certainly not Lettrine! xD
Quaint is kind of nice and original…

Well, then you’ve got names of designers and their typefaces… if they have any preferences, they could try and go with those. I really like Columbus, for example, designed by Patricia and David Saunders and Robin Nicholas. But I guess calling a kid Columbus would be a little too “cumbersome”.


dberlow
2.Jun.2008 7.49am
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“Tympani ” I love it!

Emma, Enna, Delta, Small Fry,
Colon, Branch, Gee-Gee, Sweet Pie.

Cheers!


Rosi H
2.Jun.2008 8.45am
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For a girl - how about
Lucida or Maiandra

For a boy - Viking or Monaco, Arno or Eyrie (very Hollywood sounding)

Gill sounds quite masculine too.... but Gill Sans could be a problem if the family was Mr and Mrs Balls.

Good game!


ilovecolors
2.Jun.2008 10.26am
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For a boy:

Fertigo (he could have nicknames like Fer, Fertie)
Caslon
Basker (Caslon and Basker could be some two gangsters or so)
Benton (sort of Ben Ten..)

For a girl:
Meta (maybe Metanelle?)
Jannon (“hey Jan, wanna go to the prom with me?”)
Tyfa (cool for 3d movie)


sii
2.Jun.2008 11.02am
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I’m really glad no one has started a thread on type inspired porn star names or font-related Star Wars names... ;-)


david hamuel
2.Jun.2008 11.29am
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> a thread on type inspired porn star names
or something like...... :^)

Commercial Strip
Van Di[j]ck.
ITC Eros


Jennifer
2.Jun.2008 11.55am
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Actually Ruben, that’s a good idea .. so at the risk of shining a brighter light on them, the baby’s last name will be ’Odwak’, so what would you pair with it?


satya
2.Jun.2008 3.31pm
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VOLT would be a nice name if your baby comes with some open type features. ;-).


rubenDmarkes
2.Jun.2008 4.05pm
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Geez. Odwak? :P

Well, I really liked “Quaint”, actually. So if they’re not afraid of having an eccentric kid (not only that, I guess they’d have to be really confident), Quaint Odwak actually sounds really good to me. I like eccentric. And it also seems to make sense! A quaint is something “attractively unusual” (according to askoxford.com) – appart from the typographic meaning, of course –, and then you’ve got “odd” and “wack” or “whack”… I think it’s a cool name to have! Although it probably wouldn’t fit a girl very well.
And it has unusual letters, too… a name with a Q, a W and a K? That’s sweet! But of course, this kid’s going to have to live with that name, I don’t know how that would be… :P

I’m also a big Seinfeld fan, and the George character wanted to name his kid Seven. Seven Odwak doesn’t sound that bad to me. Nice for a girl! :P

How about Bell(e) Odwak? Trinité Odwak? Tilde is like Tilda Swinton, the actress, so it’s less “different” if they’re not into something too weird… I like Zuzana, too. I think Odwak isn’t hard to pair with other names.

Guess we could go on forever… how about getting them here and we’ll all brainstorm together?! :P I think we’d all love to help choose a typographic name for a kid! :D

(Long S. Odwak? Nah, that’d just be cruel… :D)


rubenDmarkes
2.Jun.2008 4.17pm
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Eureka
Absara
Morgan
Stella
Rongel
Merlo
Renard
Fedra
Charlotte

Sorry. I’ll stop, now. :P


bobfet1
2.Jun.2008 5.40pm
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I agree with ilovecolors, Meta would be a pretty sweet name.


BeeBrains
3.Jun.2008 12.06am
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Trajan would be a cool boy’s name. What about Ampersand? :D I’d like to see a bully come up with a good name-rhyme tease for that! Maybe if you went ala Prince and spelled it ‘&’.


dtw
3.Jun.2008 6.02am
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Pearl or Ruby, if small.
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Ale Paul
3.Jun.2008 6.17am
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David:
Colon is not good. In spanish Colon is the last section of digestive system and its the Columbus name too. So, bad in both ways. LOL.

Call it Open type so you could nickname him “hey, O.T., wake up!”


jupiterboy
3.Jun.2008 6.23am
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^ Same in English. I wondered about that, but maybe the last name was Oscopy? Who knew?