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> “I have two children, and I would not want them
to see that,” said Ann Childs, 33, of Lakeland, Fla.
“What do I tell them when they ask about what those
bunnies are doing? It’s awful.”


Where’s the problem? Just tell them what it is, plain
and simple. They’re not going to die from shock or
anything! Those are cartoon bunnies! Sheesh…
(’s funny her name is “Childs”)

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David, that was pretty good!

You know what’s frustrating? I used to know this killer joke about a worm that refused to come out of some guy’s arse, and something about using chocolate* wrapped in pita bread to coax it out, but I forgot it, and for the past 10 years have been trying without success to remember it… It’s like a worm in my brain.

* Another Belgian connection!

hhp

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When I was growing up my parents actually had a coffee mug with a similar, um, “motif.” It was a little more artistic though.

Actually, here’s a picture (taken from Coffee Mug Heaven):


bunnies doin it
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Riddle: How do you teach rabbits to swim?

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Another Riddle: how do you stop Dubya from drowning?

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No need to try since the air in his head keeps him afloat?

Answer to mine: Put two on an island.

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Hrant, you take your foot off his head. ;)

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Yves, Swatch knows what their doing, they will get a bunch of press from this especially from the Bible Belt. I need to take a quick subway ride and see this live. P.S. Your sunburn is looking better

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What’s the bible belt doing in Times Square?

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Times Square is not what it used to be… Sad.

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»What’s the bible belt doing in Times Square?

Holding up the bible trousers?

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»What’s the bible belt doing in Times Square?

>Holding up the bible trousers?

… in order to prevent the naughty bunny from jumping
out of said trousers.

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Honestly Yves, you belgians are obsessed with trousers and their contents:

http://fray.com/drugs/worm/

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Yuck, that’s disgusting!

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I can already picture myself on Times Square, leaning over to
Mrs. Ann Childs, 33, and whispering in her ear with a course
voice: “Hi sugah, wanna see my bunny?” And then have a good
laff while she trashes outta there, yelling and screaming…