Two “i”s walk into an hbar. The first i says. I was just ticketed for j walking! The second i says, eszet so! As long s you didn’t get a rested, you can put yourself @ “e”s.
Gerry and Klimis walk into a Packed bar in Warsaw and order Gin and Monotonic. Adam Twardoch is in a nearby booth amorously involved with a young lady. Their mutual flirtations become vocal and obvious enough that everyone in the bar is complaining to the bartender. The bartender says something in Polish to the passionate couple. Everyone in the bar cheers. Gerry and Klimis don’t understand Polish so they ask the bartender what he said. The bartender replies, I just said to them “Oh go neck in the park!”
A type designer was feverishly designing a new font. He had been ignoring natures call as long as he could hold it off. Just as he finished the "O" ran to the bathroom to relieve his overfilled bladder. When he was almost finished, he stopped and ran back to his computer saying, "I have got to go make a P!"
29 May 2009 — 10:57am
A kid was often confused,
When setting his p's and his q's
He was very keen on qleasing the pueen
Who wasn't entirely amused!
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www.ivangdesign.com
31 May 2009 — 10:16pm
I don't don't watch adds really, but the one in the bottom middle called Legal Copy really made me laugh. And it has type in it!
31 May 2009 — 11:26pm
From the Joy of Tech:
19 Sep 2009 — 11:29am
The fontalist.
Not bad, but type jokes are rare so I'll take what I can get.
19 Sep 2009 — 11:42am
Two “i”s walk into an hbar. The first i says. I was just ticketed for j walking! The second i says, eszet so! As long s you didn’t get a rested, you can put yourself @ “e”s.
ChrisL
19 Sep 2009 — 11:45am
Gerry and Klimis walk into a Packed bar in Warsaw and order Gin and Monotonic. Adam Twardoch is in a nearby booth amorously involved with a young lady. Their mutual flirtations become vocal and obvious enough that everyone in the bar is complaining to the bartender. The bartender says something in Polish to the passionate couple. Everyone in the bar cheers. Gerry and Klimis don’t understand Polish so they ask the bartender what he said. The bartender replies, I just said to them “Oh go neck in the park!”
ChrisL
19 Sep 2009 — 3:12pm
Can't blame Adam, that Karen was a really hot chick.
19 Sep 2009 — 3:21pm
"that Karen was a really hot chick."
or better, that Caron was a hacek :-)
ChrisL
19 Sep 2009 — 3:21pm
Back in spite of popular demand:
Optima walks into a bar and says "Tino sent me."
Bartender says, "Any Palatino is a pal 'o mine!"
19 Sep 2009 — 5:54pm
And as long as we're on the "walks into a bar" genre, there's also my pangram version.
19 Sep 2009 — 10:04pm
Funny type jokes
As opposed to the un-funny type?
(hahahaha)
-=®=-
28 Oct 2009 — 8:46am
Way to go Arnold!
28 Oct 2009 — 9:49am
mailbox mailbox open milbox! ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3k5oY9AHHM&feature=player_embedded
3 Dec 2009 — 3:43pm
…but I did not shoot the deputy.
28 Jan 2010 — 9:25am
http://chainsawsuit.com/2010/01/28/font-slammed/
20 Aug 2010 — 8:23am
21 Aug 2010 — 7:21pm
:o)
24 Jan 2011 — 12:37pm
25 Jan 2011 — 6:34pm
"You seem somewhat obsessed with fonts" :D :D :D
25 Jan 2011 — 7:33pm
.
15 Feb 2011 — 1:44pm
http://bnter.com/story-of-the-week/12132010
15 Feb 2011 — 5:25pm
Luckily, I gave my wife flowers ;-)
16 Feb 2011 — 5:48am
Cross posted from a hilarious thread on Chuck Norris:
http://typophile.com/node/79115
20 Feb 2011 — 12:42pm
How do you get a web designer off of your front porch?
Pay for your pizza!
23 Feb 2011 — 11:45am
A spectacle of baldy matched Romance:
A Serif that made out with a Sans.
23 Feb 2011 — 12:07pm
One more:
Make sure to type sorts squarely in the face,
To ease the lockup of a strenuous chase.
23 Feb 2011 — 1:37pm
Someone else: “It's not the font, but how you use it that counts.”
Me: “Meh. That’s just something people with small fonts say.”
23 Feb 2011 — 4:02pm
Oops, that should've been:
Make sure to HIT the TYPE squarely in the face,
To ease the lockup of a strenuous chase.
25 Feb 2011 — 12:46pm
"Good Times, Bad Times?" When did Led Zep start comparing Times variants?
25 Feb 2011 — 1:23pm
Two periods were crossing a road. One got run over by a car. The other one turned around and said: "comma!" ;p
15 Mar 2011 — 2:05am
https://www.ubersoft.net/comic/hd/2011/03/font-contrition
15 Mar 2011 — 7:17am
A type designer was feverishly designing a new font. He had been ignoring natures call as long as he could hold it off. Just as he finished the "O" ran to the bathroom to relieve his overfilled bladder. When he was almost finished, he stopped and ran back to his computer saying, "I have got to go make a P!"
15 Mar 2011 — 7:18am
...
17 Mar 2011 — 2:42am
https://www.ubersoft.net/comic/hd/2011/03/people-who-get-it-will-hate-me
17 Mar 2011 — 10:24am
Weren't these supposed to be funny?
17 Mar 2011 — 10:37am
from http://satwcomic.com/nothing-is-perfect
7 Apr 2011 — 1:53pm
Facial font:
17 May 2011 — 9:40pm
From another Typophile thread on type jokes
25 May 2011 — 2:07pm
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3505939/font-conference
26 May 2011 — 11:54am
Font fight
26 May 2011 — 3:45pm
Since we're now posting video links, here's the most elaborate type joke ever.
9 Jun 2011 — 7:21am
Client: “The ‘V’ is too pointy. Can we get a ‘V’ that isn’t pointy?”
Me: “An un-pointy ‘V’ may start to look like a ‘U’…”
Client: “We don’t want a ‘U’. We want a ‘V’ that doesn’t have a point.”
——
From clientsfromhell.com
9 Jun 2011 — 9:28am
"Poke them in the eye with a pointy stick" ;-)
17 Jun 2011 — 2:51pm
http://imgur.com/qjz4L
22 Jun 2011 — 2:57am
The file of P22 Dada is called "P22 Dada UltraDemiBoldMediumObliqueCondensed.ttf"
22 Jun 2011 — 12:20pm
/me looks at font name...
/me falls over with swirly eyes.
24 Jun 2011 — 1:53pm
Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me
A hilarious song by Weird Al and a great example of kinetic typography.
24 Jun 2011 — 6:01pm
Yes, Té. I am with you on that. Dat B Dada Dude ;-D
1 Jul 2011 — 4:25pm
This sketch from xkcd is not really about fonts, but they are honorably mentioned:
http://www.xkcd.com/915/
2 Jul 2011 — 12:44am