I think I would use the font "Broken Glass" for break-up and print it on a roll of Charmin--as in "You used to be my main squeeze but but now you are for Sh^t."

;-P

Zapf Dingbats.
It's not like she used to pay attention to what you were saying anyway.

hhp

Hrant:
Some girls at the conference were actually talking in Zapf Dingbats, apparently the topic was music as I leared later on... so I'm not sure about the effect of using it to break up ;)

Tiffy: you got a copy of that Post-It handy, ha!


Once I made a *nice* card, using only Comic Sans and Brush Script - was satisfying for me at that point ;)

Just spraypaint a stencil message straight
onto your ex-lovers shirt. That'll do the trick!

with a post-it and a hand-scrawled interrobang.

=}