Lipsum and then some.
Just tried the Pseudo German. Does not look like German at all. You get the usual American stereotypes (sauerkraut wunderbar strudel biergarten octoberfest waltz) but that does not look like German at all for a native speaker.
Obviously meant as a joke, but not a particularly good one.
They seem to be from Seattle. It would be possible for a Pacific Northwest resident like myself to produce a similarly lame "Seattle" ipsum--but I will refrain. I don't think enough thought was put into this for it to be mean.
The name Duck Island has a particular resonance for Brits at the moment...