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Font on a t-shirt worn on Adam & Joe Go Tokyo! Obscure much?

Hi I'd really like to know what this font is.

It's very helvetica-esque except that it has smaller 'spurs' (?) on the lower case p and g and n. It's all a bit tighter too. It also has quotation marks that end in a point rather than more solid like helvetica does.

I've tried the identifont '20 questions' thing and it didn't find anything quite right. Also looked through many many many pages of 'similar to Helvetica' with no results.

If someone with a magic eye can identify it that'd be awesome!