Which is krazier: LOLCAT Bible or ‘Alice in Wonderland’ in mixed-case phonetics?

Our esteemed colleague, the sometimes unsympathetic Michael Everson, has embarked upon a project to transliterate Alice in Wonderland in IPA phonetics, with full upper and lower case. (John Wells, who broke this red-hot newsflash on his blog, later complained about confusability of æ and œ digraphs.)