In the beginning was the Word. Then Chuck added other letters, numbers and signs.
Some letters are so afraid of Chuck Norris that they form ligatures.
FontLab never crashes for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can tell whether the font is Arial or Helvetica – blindfolded.
Chuck Norris can literally draw a space glyph.
Chuck Norris knows where the circle begins.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have to make spacing and kerning, glyphs do that themselves.
Chuck Norris can use zoom tool in FontLab up to the point where you can see specific atoms.
It’s better not to see typefaces as good or bad; there is just a list of permitted fonts allowed to be (ab)used. List made by you know who.
Chuck Norris doesn’t like children. That’s why Comic Sans is on that list.