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History

Full name: Jon Greenslade
Personal Bio: I was born the illegitimate child of a medieval vegetable broth, but was soon abandoned in a carpet warehouse where a kind family of travelling moths adopted me and took me to their caribbean igloo, raising me as their own, but it could never last, so I fled the country and only survived by selling spiders milk to passing gymnasts outside Charing Cross Station until a Bolivian jetski took pity on me and became my mentor, schooling me in the mystical craft of penguin chiropodary, but I knew it wasn’t really the life for me, I needed a proper education, so I was overjoyed on being accepted at the London School of Cutlery, where I studied for a degree in dessert spoon ergonomics before sadly contracting a rare allergy to concave surfaces, which left me directionless until I was employed to cut corners by the editor of the Daily Omelette, which is where I discovered my love for inappropriate typography and remain to this day.
City: Rochester
State/Province: Kent
Country: UK
Gender: Male
Education: School: mediocre
Education: Degree: you gotta be joking
Occupation: Designer
Quote: I'm not bitter.